Why must we pit our heroic icons against one another when they clearly would never battle? Must our heroes always be ranked as to whether or not they can beat each other instead of simply be viewed as, well, heroes who do what must be done to defend us lowly citizens from the evil that lurks around every corner and in night’s dark, dark shadows? Can’t we simply agree that, wow, these two greats are truly that, great, and both shall be respected for their defense of all that is good and true and for overcoming their personal tragedies to do more for society than any of us could dream? Besides, everyone knows Batman would wipe the floor with Spider-Man before that Spidey-sense finished running up his spine.
Batman
Totally. I guess THAT IS WHY WE ARE MARRIED — above all other reasons.
Why must we pit our heroic icons against one another when they clearly would never battle? Must our heroes always be ranked as to whether or not they can beat each other instead of simply be viewed as, well, heroes who do what must be done to defend us lowly citizens from the evil that lurks around every corner and in night’s dark, dark shadows? Can’t we simply agree that, wow, these two greats are truly that, great, and both shall be respected for their defense of all that is good and true and for overcoming their personal tragedies to do more for society than any of us could dream? Besides, everyone knows Batman would wipe the floor with Spider-Man before that Spidey-sense finished running up his spine.
Someone needs to provide a voice of dissent around here…I’m going with Spiderman.
If my Spidey pyjamas still fit me, I’d be wearing ‘em.
Spiderman is a wuss.
Batman of course.
Can’t they peacefully co-exist?